SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
  

May, 20 2010     200 chars (2 sms)     2676 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.


TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye

Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
Is A male or female????

















socho





Socho


Female
















Why?







Bcoz




A kya bolti tu...? ;->
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..












Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai


"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?


Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->