May our friendship turn into silver

May our friendship turn into silver
May our friendship turn into silver

silver into Gold...

Gold into diamonds...

And

May our diamonds be forever....

then we will sell it OK?

fifty-fifty ;->
  

May, 20 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2129 views       Funny

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Scratch & Win ..

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Pathan ...




Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->
When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga





"WAZNI"...=P;->
Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
..
.
New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)


GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
But
Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...

That''s Reality.... ;->
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge


Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?
Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha


Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?


Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay


Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?


Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->