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Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
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Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
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wife tum toh chaht
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
>> "Doctor, doctor
>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''
What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''
An empty pocket... ;->
What is the height of kind heartedness?
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.
Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
wh8 d hell are
Wh8 d Hell !!
Are
U
Mad ?
U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense
Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing
But
Really
It
Suits
U
So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.
if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?
Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
film releaze ho rahi hai libas
Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"
Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
Agar tum Pakistani
Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach ban jao to phir kya ho gha?
"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"
Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.
student yaar dho
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
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