Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
2 Sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.''