Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
  

May, 18 2010     229 chars (2 sms)     2916 views       Funny

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parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...



Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka Jis pal Nahi Hota
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Ssanson ka silsala bhi Mukamil nahi hota
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Mera Inbox Mujhe Bekar lagta ha
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Ager Apka Sms Is main nahi hota


Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,

&
sandwich
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WITHOUT
ME,,
Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U Drink Alcohol,

U Will Dance Around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil Dance Around U..!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"



Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->