Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
  

May, 18 2010     229 chars (2 sms)     2623 views       Funny

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Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
''aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......''
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.
Jab Sher(Lion) 3 Dafa Dhaarta Hai to Kia Hota Hai...............?
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think
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Any Guess''s......?
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Ok I''ll Tell U....
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Tom N Jerry Shroo Hota Hai Duffer........ :)

Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D


The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

Dr: Nahi

Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao

Dr: nikaloo

Child: He He He He He He
kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..?
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nahin..???.
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plzz chek it again...!!
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checked..??????
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r u sure..???
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yesss..!!!
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koi bat nahin gadhey k bhi nahin hotey...!!!

hows it..!!