Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
  
May, 18 2010     229 chars (2 sms)     2432 views       Funny

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boy tum shadi k baa


Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?


Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
Mera Dost
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He
garmi ka kya faida hai
garmi ka kya faida hai






Sochoo





Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??






Sardi nahi lagti
Lady:Doctor sahab
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Husband:u will never succeed
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.
husband wife men

Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->
When I waz a kid my
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
Taliban Taliban
Taliban Taliban
Yes Papa


Explosive Bomb
No Papa


Telling Lie
No Papa


Open Your Jacket


Thaaaa Thaaaa Thaaaa.... =P =D
mujh sey pehli see
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,


















mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai

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