Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
  

May, 18 2010     229 chars (2 sms)     2688 views       Funny

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Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



Socho....



maa badaulat!
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA.
Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
Our freindship
is
IDEAL,

U happy
I happy,

U sad,
I sad,

U Laugh
I laugh,

U cry
I cry,

U jump
out of window,
I look down
&
say
"A KI KITA ZALMA...
Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.

Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.






Kyon K

Hum Larkay Walay Hain. :-)

GEO Shoaib Malik
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf








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FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai
What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!
How to grow up a baby 2 make it absoulte charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ?
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ASK MY PARENTS. :)