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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,

May, 15 2010 132 chars (1 sms) 2608 views Funny

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1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the

laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..

kaise?

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ship bich main kharab ho gai

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