1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”