Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..

2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..

3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..

4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..

5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p

May, 18 2010 284 chars (2 sms) 2043 views Funny

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definition of high heels

The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)

Girl:

Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

.

Q?

.

Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)

arrange marriage vs love marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

.
.

A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

''yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,

''yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...''

champions trophy final ?9

(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)

Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena

Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena

Asif Zardari ne

Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".

How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?

How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?

They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->

A man robs

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

A Girl asks boy

A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes

Ager Koi Cute Larki Apko " I LOVE U " Bole tu

Ager Koi Cute Larki

Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu

3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..

1. Uski ankhain kharab hain

2. Woh Pagal Hai

Ya

3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)

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