din main sota hy ra

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy

"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->

May, 06 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 2159 views Funny

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Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

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Tik

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"Duzzzzz"

Shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->

When a man opens

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife

Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno

Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph

DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,

DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy..

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->

make for me a place

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

Barsat ki raat .

Barsat ki raat
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1 bhigi larki
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bhige kapre

bhigi zulfen
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bhige hont
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us se nazren mili
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dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...

kal ye 100%

bemaar hogi... ;->

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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!

Shayiri chor kar pakoray

Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)

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