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din main sota hy ra
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din main sota hy ra
din main sota hy ra
Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy
"Choukidaar"
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->
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May, 06 2010
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paper mei is liye me
Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...
Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->
knock knock!!
knock knock!!
*who''s there??
Nobel
*Nobel who??
No Bell so I knocked..
Before U
Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..
After That,
.
.
.
.
Who Cares?
He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..
Muje kam az kam aps
Muje kam az kam apse ye umeed na thi apk pait me koi bat nahi ruk sakti kya?apny subko q btaya apki himat kesy hoi k ap sbko ye batao k
"I M SO SWEET"
Pathan
PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha
DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?
PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....
''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
A Sardar saw
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,
Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,
To BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti hy,
jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hY to BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti..
Or JAb Wo MAkEUp nhi kArti to"ShAfqAt CheEmA" LAgti hy;-)
mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Meherbaan Qadardaan
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Ye Bandar
Ab Sms Parhe Ga
Aur
Muskurayega
Aur Sms Frwrd
Ker K Apni Hushyari Dikhaye Ga
Taaliyan . . . ;->
PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*
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