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May, 06 2010
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Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?
Begum: Aik Dum
Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon
''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon
Faraz!!!
Ab woh kehti hai, "to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao"
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no i am not
No
I
am
not
decent
I
am
not
good
I
am
Stupid
I
am
Mental
I
am
Idiot
Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->
Are you fluency in English.
Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..
Upper roller lower roller
Roller lower Roller Upper
In battle Sardar g
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar g replied
'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai
lagaan remix 2020
Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls
Aamir hits
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6''s
Aamir Wins...
MIND IT ;->
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....
ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...
ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...
Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->
Wats d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
A strange reality:
A strange reality:
''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?
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Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me
teri shakal nazar aati hai
tere khayalo me kho kar
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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
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