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Khudi ko kar nalaik itna

Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle

Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.

Balance Sharing Day

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->

Man to motel desk clerk

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!

Most Touching Lines

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...

"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

chandni raat main sone se pehle.

chandni raat main sone se pehle.

khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.

maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.

maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon

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susu kar k sona.

''GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO

''GSG PUKAAR.
HUKMARANO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

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What Did The Banana

What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?

Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->

Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

kia tum pakeeza mohabat par

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->

Girlfriend :

Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->

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munna

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