A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away

Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)

May, 13 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 3555 views Funny

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Ostad,, bato 5880

Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->

Girl: Janu Ki

Girl: Janu Ki Tussi Mere Waastey Asmaan Tuun Chan
Tod K Leya Sakdey O ... ???

Boy : Haan Main Chan Lain Jawan Tey Tuu Pichoo''n
Nawa Chan Charhaya HoWay ... ;->

agar tum kisi gharee

Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila
Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas
Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo

Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->

ankho mai kuch nami

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->

Kitne din ho gay

Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

dua karo k meri umar lambi ho

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

Boy Friend:

Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?

Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->

What is M A T H S.....?

What is
M A T H S.....?
.
.
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....

Joke in 1 word

Joke in
1 word

"sardar"

Joke in
2 words

"Intelligent
sardar"

Joke in
3 words

"sardar Playing
Chess"

Joke in
4 words

"sardar Wins
The Game"

Tum Aa Gaye Ho . .

Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .

Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .

Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->

Hey ! Do u want a new ring tone? wait 5,,,secs..

Hey !

Do u want a new ring tone?
wait 5,,,secs..

05

04

03

02

01

) " (
/ ).)... PüRRRR
L./L./

Nice Tone ?? "Ha Ha Ha Ha"

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