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Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
Bivi Ne Kaha.
Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao
Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''
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Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye
Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->
Are you know jAn|x?
Are you know jAn|x?
Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.
kal shab jo dehka kh
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..
Ho Ho...
Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...
Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,
"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
You are Sweet, Cute and an
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!
You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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The best way to releave stress is
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
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Company ..." ;->
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Mehfil saji thi
msgs ka tha daur,
SmS mai kya tha
ye kisi ne na kiya Gor,
SmS mai paisey lagey thay mere Halal k,
Or sab kanjoos keh rahy they
1 aur 1 aur.
give a person a fish
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
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''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....
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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
1 guy suddenly got up in a plan
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
n
said ''Hi Jack''
Everybody put thr hands up.
Thn suddenly Another guy
from other side got up n said
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''Hi John''. . . ;->
thought provoking
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~
After
T u e s d a y .......
Week Itself Says .......
W T F ....... =P ;->
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