A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away


Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
  

May, 13 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2307 views       Funny

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The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??

Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
.
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....
A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer Sir Jee,

Barood Thora Kam Dala Karain,

Mein Jannat Say

Aagay Nikal Gia Tha ;-)
''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,
pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,
fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,
mene dunia se pocha:
aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?
wo boli:
aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji

Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog

Andhay ko Andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
I Love u kehny ki sub se achi jaga kon si hy?

2nd Boy: Mazaar

1st Boy: kyun ?

2nd Boy: kyun k wahan Larkion ne chappal nhi pehni hoti.
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
Open with Love.

Kuch kehna hai apse

.

Dar lag raha hy

.

Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae

.

Wohi 3 lafz

.

Mind to nai kro gay?

"INSAN BAN JAO"