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May, 13 2010
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Tusi sadi jaan ho
Tusi sadi jaan ho
Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho
Choclate ho ya Paan ho
Coke ho ya Shezan ho
Angel ho ya Shaitan ho
Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-
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Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Haseen Wadiyo’n Main
Dilkash Baagho’n Main
Aap Jesa
1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
bache gamley se nikle hain?
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
ARZ kia hai
ARZ kia hai
teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)
Koshish karien k woh
Koshish karien k woh SMS bheja karain jo hamien pasand hoon..
ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
To hamien EASY LOAD walay SMS bht pasand hain.
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!
Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain
Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->
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During the match
batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
Doc: tum
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?
Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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