A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away

Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)

May, 13 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 3445 views Funny

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Tip Of The Day:

Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;

"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!

*KUCH LOG*

*KUCH LOG*

Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,

Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,

Or

"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He

"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik

"JiN" Ho... :P

''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.

''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''

PathAn KA Interview

PathAn KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb Hai??

PathAn BoLA

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NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .

|SMOKE|

|SMOKE| S=Send,M=Me,O=One,K=Kool scrap,E=Every day !

HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK

HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but

My lips cant touch my cheeks

Memon Apne Bache

Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->

dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha

Father Askd 2

Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "

BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "

wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."

Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.

pyar kya to darna kia

Bare Zalim hain teri Gali k bache
Faraz !
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hain,
PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.

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