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A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
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A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
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Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them
Mouse Shouted:
BHOW BHOW
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Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
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May, 13 2010
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memon 0r sunao thand
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Filmstar Meera ne Geo
Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"
Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-
I Don''t Cheat,
I Don''t Cheat,
I Just Change The Rules!
I Always Want To Rise Up,
But Gravity Brings Me Down!
GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK
duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam
duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam
koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.
Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
Sardarni :Kia?
Sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !
Woh bhi kya din the
Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
how ayesha got married to shoaib on phone
This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.
Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul
And They Got Married. :-)
1 bar 300 pathan ship
1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the
laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..
kaise?
nothing seriuos...
ship bich main kharab ho gai
to daka dene neche uttar gaye.
perfect example for newtons 3rd law
Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?
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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
What''s The Most
Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?
Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
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