Toggle navigation
SMSMessages101.com
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
more
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
Submit SMS
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
SMS Messages
Funny
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them
Mouse Shouted:
BHOW BHOW
Cat Ran Away
Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
←
previous (Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa)
(exactly OPPOSITE to her advice.. ) Next
→
May, 13 2010
174 chars (2 sms)
2659 views
Funny
more Funny SMS Messages
SMS ki Barsat karta hai.
Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,
Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,
Apka Reply aye ya na aye,
Lekin...
Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
Pathan 100 K Note
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha
2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?
1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
Pagal Hyn Wo Log Jo
Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain
Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo
Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->
sab se bara bewakuf insan kon
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?
Student: Wakeel..
Teacher: Wo Kese ?
Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. .
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,
Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .
1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga
2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga
3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga
4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"
Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Wah Wah
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
U think of ME and I think of U.
U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!
Dono "NIKAMMAY"
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan
Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to
Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
Search SMS Messages
e.g.
love
,
birthday
,
anniversary
Categories
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
aaina
Achi baat
Adalt
adult
afsos
aitbaar
alvida
anniversary
ansoo
ARMY
bachi
badal gaye
badmash
badmashi
balochi
Benazir
Berukhi
birthday
boring
breast
brother
busy
choom
Choot
Dadi
dhund
dirty
dosto
drink
dukhi
dushman
faraz
Fuck
Funny
gadha
galib
gandi batain
Ghazal
gussa
hazrat ali
hijab
HONTO
hussain
i am fine
I LOVE YOU
i miss u
If You Really Love Someone Arrange
janaza
jhoot
Jism
jokes
judai
kafan
khawab
khush Raho
khushi
Laut aao
lonely
love
maa baap
mafi
marne wale
masoom
mohsin
mother
MOUT
nafrat
naqab
NARAZ
narazgi
Naseeb
nazar andaz
paheli
parda
poetry
prayers
qasoor
raja
reply me
samandar
shaheed
shakespeare
signature
sindhi
Stylish
subha bakhair
sunday
Tere Chehra
tum yaad to aaogy
veena malik
waiting for you
wasi shah
wife
winter
worried
Ya allah
Yaaad
yaad
yakeen
YE WATAN