A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away

Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)

May, 13 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 3151 views Funny

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Which Department

Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing

peshawar NDRA

peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma''loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan

Aaj kal ki larkiyan

Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..

Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,

Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P

Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Ecnological Development!

Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!

Wow...

Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->

package wale so gay

Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->

Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi

Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..

ACCA is still TOUGH.

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana

Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->

''Ye balo Khubsorat

''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai

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L L

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L L

Nai nacha?

Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :

Study = Don''t Fail

Don''t Study = Fail

Add These Equations . . .

Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail

Take Common

Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

Study = Fail . . . ;->

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