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A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
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A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them
Mouse Shouted:
BHOW BHOW
Cat Ran Away
Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
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tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
if any dog attacks you
If Any Dog Attacks You
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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned
From His Presidency..
Now Vote For New President,
Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,
"0345-3932040"
For Bright Fuuture Of
Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!
Thanks..!! :-)
If I were to make
If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE=you;
SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you;
GOOD LOOKING=you;
GORGEOUS=you;
but but but
LIAR=me
Daata darbaar chalo gay?
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?
Driver: jee haan
Nargis: kya lo gay?
Driver: paisay
Businessman explaining
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
Load shedding ka jaldi khatma
All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or
Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
''Aap ko Meri taraf se
''Aap ko Meri taraf se
.
Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se
.
Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se
.
Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
.
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
The more I learn
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
Copy to clipboard''
How can a Sardar Kill
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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