exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
  

May, 13 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2148 views       Funny

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Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
















1.Kachi Pencil Se.

2.Paki Pencil Se.
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
garmi ka kya faida hai






Sochoo





Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??






Sardi nahi lagti
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''


AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE





But,





A woman can change your IDEA..


So,




Always change


Women
to change
IDEA(S)





WHAT AN IDEA
ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...
a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..



he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"



son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"
BOY:I''ll climb the tallest mountain,swim the deepest ocean, walk onhot coals barefoot just to meet you!!!
GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
BOY: not now!! it''s raining outside!!!!!
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)
Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!