Hello Ji..

Hello Ji..

Haan Ji..

Ji Ji..

Really

Phir

Sachi

Acha Kese?

G Haan

Kiya

Oh Nahee Ji

"Sorry Wrong Number"

May, 18 2010 133 chars (1 sms) 2143 views Funny

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Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

Larki ya larka Jab

Larki ya larka Jab 18 SaL K Hote He To Unhe Kis Cheez Ki Zarorat Hoti He?

Nhi Pata?

Qasam Se Nhi Pata?

To Phir Suno

N.I.C Ki.

forward dis msg 2 ur frndz

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.

Kia haal hai? =P ;)

Santa cuts sides of the capsule

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.

Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.

Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.

aik aurat jannat k farishtay

aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....

1 day i went 2 ZOO

1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)''(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?

Hello, MSS.

Hello,
MSS.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì

police wala thanay mein ek mul

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"

college ki building ko aag lag gayi

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..

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Hello Ji..

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