Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
  

May, 24 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     2870 views       Funny

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Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book
4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare,
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres

Chala Kar Daki

Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami "Azad"


Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay...
God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->