Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
1 aadmi ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
Pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?