Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

May, 24 2010 258 chars (2 sms) 3223 views Funny

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Kya zamana aaya he!

Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!

pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)

Yesterday

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...

forget abt d past yo

Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!

1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-

1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh k bola-
"Lafz tere Geet mere,Ghazal koi sunau kya?

Ladki-"Hath mera Gaal tera,Kan k niche bajau kya."

Sardar Pathan se:

Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D

Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.

Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.

BV. kon say fida,

Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi mil rahi hay.....

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,

Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.

Naukrani: Malkin

Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.

Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.

Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine

Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!

IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . .

IF Engineer Starts Making Films .
The Name Will Be . . .

"Current Ho na Ho"

"Janam Supply Karo"

"Aa Ab B.Tech Karain"

"Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C"

"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"

"Engineer No.1"

"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"

"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"

"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->

teacher 2 child

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?

Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.

frnds r lik balons

frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.

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