Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
  

May, 24 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     3140 views       Funny

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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
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D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?

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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye

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Poket Sayyyyy
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,

aur COW main peche?
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It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.


Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.

Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe

Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay

Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay

Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->
Load-Shedding Mein kya,kya zulam Nahi Huwe Humray saath.
Faraz...

Naala khench Dala kisi Zalim ne Generater ki Rassi samajh kar...!
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
Shadi Ke Liye Do Parwaro Ki Baat Cheet:

Ladke Ka Baap:Hamara Beta Inta Achcha. Bada Ho Ya Chota Sabko Ek Nazar Se Dekhta Hai.
Ladki Ki Maa: Hamari Beti Itni Mehanti Hai Ki Sare Din Ek Tang Pe Khadi Rehti Hai....

Shadi Ho Gayi..
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Shadi Ke Pata Chala Ki Ladke KANA Hai Aur Ladki LANGDI
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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->