Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
  

May, 24 2010     258 chars (2 sms)     2962 views       Funny

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Boys Philosphy . . .

Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho

Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho

Aur Saas Beemaar Ho

Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi

Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->
Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:


"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,




yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.

''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.
There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...




seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me
A man loves

his sweetheart the most,

his wife the best,

but his mother the longest.

Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
.
1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
.
Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
.
.
.
.
Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!
S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->