Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

May, 24 2010 258 chars (2 sms) 3415 views Funny

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Lage Raho

Lage Raho

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Lage Raho

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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe Ga

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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi To Konsa Farq Parega

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Lage Raho.

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BESHARMON Ki Terha SMS RECEIVE Kerne Mein... :P

My nights are going sleepless,

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

LOVE IS LIFE

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Pakistani ki awaam

Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?

1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

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The Cube of 2 is 8

The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?

Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

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Tera + Tera = Surrur

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

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Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
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Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

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Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??

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Ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein

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Malika Sherawat.

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Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!

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Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??

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Dr: nikaloo

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