Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

May, 24 2010 258 chars (2 sms) 3637 views Funny

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pakistan cricket team has complained

Breaking News:

Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:

Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->

Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?

Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!

Youngistaan se kabristan...

Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better

Prince charles & sardarji

Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard

My nights are going sleepless,

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,

agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,

Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota

i am acha

agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....

q k main tow acha hu

ik admi jungle main

ik admi jungle main jaa raha hota hai tu ikdam se ik well main gir jaata hai kaafi dair tak gir raha hota hai tu achanak ik tehni pekerleta hai thori dair main awaz ati hai seedha haath chor woh seedha haath chor deta hai phir awaz ati hai ulta haath chor woh choor deta hai neeche gir raha hota hai tu azaaz ati hai ke CHOOOTIYAAAA!!!

Kal B SMS zinda tha,

Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
>))
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(.")/'' Zinda Bad
>))
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aisa karoge tou kon ayega

Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->

Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,

Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,

Balance rakh kr b log ghareeb hotay hain,

Msg karnay ki hoti nahi taufeeg jinko

Wo loug b kitnay maskeen hotay hain.

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???

Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!

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Clinton, Tony

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