Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

May, 24 2010 258 chars (2 sms) 3517 views Funny

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First Week :

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic onÂ mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

. . Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi.

31 December ko is saal load shedding ka akhri din hoga..
"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi... ;->

Train main 1 macha

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

Subha SMS

Subha
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Shaam
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Din me
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Raat me
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Ghar me
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Office me
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Jeena
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Marna
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Akhir kya he ye SMS??

S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

there is no velvet s

There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.

Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

aik intahaee educati

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->

Karate is a form of martial arts

Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...

free call from any n

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,

Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga

You know why women

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

main allama ki aulad hon

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

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Clinton, Tony

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