Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

May, 24 2010 258 chars (2 sms) 3222 views Funny

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Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)
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Yaar
Ye Dekh...

Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.

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Mom:

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Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

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Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

what wud u do

what wud u do if u have to call a crow??

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"First Million Bucks

A l w a y s
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4 Years

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40 Subjects

400 Practicals

4000 Lectures

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A Normal Human Being Can''t Do It
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Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

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