''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''

May, 24 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 8574 views Funny

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