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"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
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May, 20 2010
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shaadi
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...
Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.
The Other Fly Away.
Why?
Saala POLICE Ke
Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
I Saw A Dream Yestrday
I Saw A Dream
Yestrday
-Only U and Me-
We Were Running In A
Garden
Me In The Front And U
Running After Me
&
With d Background Music
Of
VODAFONE ... ;->
Pathan:
Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?
Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!
Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?
Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai
Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap Hai
EiK PatHaN CycLE
EiK PatHaN CycLE
Pe LarKi K SaMnE
ZoR SaY GiRa
AuR
JaLdi Se KhArA
HoGayA !!
LaRki Oh My GoD!
PaThAn HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->
height of foolishness
height of foolishness
A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.
And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
jab sey dekha tum
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara
"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
friendship
Friendship Is A Sea
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Go Deep In It
Go Deep
More Deep
Chal Bus kr Hunn Dubb K Mrna Ee..
JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...
1Pathan exam dene gaya to sath may "PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya
1Pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!
Kiun?
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Beacuse
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Pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.->
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