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"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
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May, 20 2010
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kuch admi dozak mein
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,
Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,
Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
Once during the tea break
Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?
socho.....
socho socho.........
coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
professor tum 20
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana Wah Wah
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana
Wah Wah
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana
Wah Wah
Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->
Sharabi
ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya
log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?
wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!
Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!
Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!
Mat jao!
Plz mat jao!
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Daikh liya?
Hogaye tasalli?
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
Breaking news..
Breaking news..
abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......
Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..
lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!
Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai,
Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,
jab ap ho or mai ho,
or humary,
Choty choty
pyary pyara
sweet sweet
cute cute
nanny munny
shararti shararti
!Sms!Hon!
. Darwaza bund tha.
Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Aur
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?
Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai
Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap Hai
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