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"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
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May, 20 2010
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chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
Teacher :
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
abba ne beti ko date marty
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.
Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo Sach Hai... .
Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai
Pehle mera apni girl friend se bat karna bht muskil tha,
Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,
Us k 11 bhai ha,
Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,
Lekin abkoi masla nai,
Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,
Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,
FARQ TO PARA HA
GEO MUSHARAF.->
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)
tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.
StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.
Sardar:
Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...
Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)
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MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko...
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko...
Mujhe Chahe Sukh Ka Pahar Dede...
Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera...
Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede... ;->
Sun Makes Moon Shine
Sun Makes Moon Shine
Curent Makes Bulbs Shine
Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd
Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?
''Harpic''or ''Domex''
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