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"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
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May, 20 2010
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Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
sorry
sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?
SoCho!!!
its simple yaar..
"MAAL GARI"
if i had a flower fo
If I had a flower for
each time I thought of My Mother,
I could walk in my garden forever.
Happy Mothers Day
ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Aur
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}
pagal khaney main
Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
MUNNA BHAI:
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro
Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro
Magar Ghar walay kehte hain
Abhi Umar kam hai beta
PehLe B.COM tu Pass kro
I Was Standing In The Park
I Was Standing In The Park
Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger
As They Get Closer . . .
Then
It Hit Me . . . ;->
Mod Obedient
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young
Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,
Read the 1st letter of every word..
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