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"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
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May, 20 2010
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Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,
Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,
Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,
COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
Patient to Doc:
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
A sardarji went to a
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
Boy:Darling
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega
FuNnY fAcT ...
FuNnY fAcT ...
ThE pEoPlE
WhO wAnT qUiEt
ArE aLwAyZ
ThE lOuDeSt
GeTtInG
eVeRyOnE eLsE tO
sHuT uP ...
IsN''t It ... ;->
Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor???
He Is That Person
Who Cures The
''Ills''
By
''Pills''
&
''Kills''
The Person With His ''Bills...
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;'')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :p
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "
wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."
Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
bachpan mei ki muhab
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .
Jawani mei howe barbad . . .
WAH WAH . . .
Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
Sumtime U Miss Me
Sumtime U Miss Me. Most of the times I Do
Sumtime U Hurt me. Most of the times I Do
Sumtime U Sms Me. Most of the times I Do
Sumtime U meet me, Datz the only thing " I alwayz Want "
Keeeeeeeeep In toucH Beta
Pathan Larki Se
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You. :-)
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