on public demand releasing all over Pakista

on public demand releasing all over Pakista
on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
  

May, 20 2010     365 chars (3 sms)     2600 views       Funny

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Tumhari

Shadddi

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BHATIJA ho GA


Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
- K r R r A z Y -


T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->


Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
''Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:

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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)