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yeh tha bada bhari..
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yeh tha bada bhari..
yeh tha bada bhari..
yeh tha bada bhari..
marie se nahi banta khari....
char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]
ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
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where do ghosts go f
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple
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Ok Let Me Tell U
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They Go To
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shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!
Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen
Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .
Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet..
Good Morning ! (bina bijli k)
2008 .....
Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)
Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....
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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->
Two snakes sitting
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
baqi sab da fittay mooonh
You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?
Shair Arz Kia Hai
EK Main Aur EK Tu.
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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Pathan In Crore-Pati
Pathan In Crore-Pati
Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??
Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola
Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
reshma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani
reashma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani
ab hogai hai purani .........;->
Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hai
Paisa
Property
Gaari
Izzat
Lekin
Tootay Huey Daant Dobara Nahi Miltay. . .
Samajhdar Ho, Umeed Hai Ab Sms Karoge. . . ;->
a free Chocolate!
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
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