Santa to his mother-

Santa to his mother-
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
  

May, 22 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2152 views       Funny

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Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing

Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition

Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let“s play?
Q.Ap sms koun nahien kerti:

A.Kanjocee
B.No Balance
C.Dil nahien kerta
D.jaan boj ker

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!
''Height Of Kanjusi . . .











Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .












That too with gas kit...!!!''
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!


Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn''t mind.