Santa to his mother-

Santa to his mother-
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
  

May, 22 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2818 views       Funny

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Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi



"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->


"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?






if they be together they united






n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...


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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...
Choose 1 Option:

If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs

If U r..
christen=sms me

If u r..
hindu=miss call me

If u r..
sikh=no answer

Ab faisla kar Lo!
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
Fact of classroom:

Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->


1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
kissi din teri yadoon ko select karoon delete kar doon




ley das toon enu Computer samjheya wey
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!