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Santa to his mother-
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Santa to his mother-
Santa to his mother-
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
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May, 22 2010
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Some newspapers
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student:WOW!
I heard that good looks can kill? .
I heard that good looks can kill?
.
.
.
.
So, please don?t look at me
.
.
.
.
I don?t wanna see you die.!!
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story
Murgha: I Love You
Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?
Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!
Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
AgAr iNsAn K
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
AhAm kHaBrEn :
Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
Who is a diplomat????
Who is a diplomat????
A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day
&
later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
A group of elephants
A group of elephants were sitting in a street..
A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..
Wow!
Wat a figure!
3600-2400-3600 ;-)
Na Waqt Se
Na
Waqt
Se
Na
Aarzo
Se
Na
Udasion
Se
Sirf
Aur
Sirf
Mohabbat
Se
Khuloos
se
Pyar
Se
Bare
Ehtram
Se
Poray
Dil
Se
"LANAT HAI AAP PER"........
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...
ILLEGAL,
BANNED,
FATTENING,
EXPENSIVE,
OR''
MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
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