Santa to his mother-

Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
Ma-Bol beta
Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!

May, 22 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2024 views Funny

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N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

Whenever u feel lyk studying .......

Whenever u feel lyk studying .......

just sit down.......

relax......

take a deep breath.....

n wait

just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.

''Ek bar kuch bandar

''Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.''

raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..

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All iz well..

Mafi nama" Agr meri missbell/sms

Mafi nama"
Agr
meri
missbell/sms
se
Aap
preshan
ya
tang
ho to
bila jhijhak
apne
mobile
ko
khench
k
diwar
pr
de
maren
na rhy ga phone!
Na bajy gi tone.

ye watan humara hai

Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)

Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z

Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
house

N

Knocks de door.

Gulabo:kon?

Sardar:mein!

Gulabo:mein kon?

Sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->

Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho

Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...

Love Is The Thing That ...

Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen

Men''ll never

Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?

...NaYa FunDa...

...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

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