''Ham janday pay they sair ko

''Ham janday pay they sair ko
''Ham janday pay they sair ko
kinare kinare naher ko
kutta piya nigahon men
suta piya tha rah men
ham ne gul khila diya
kuttay ko jaga dia
kuttay ne dandi wad li
pinni ki pinni kad li
itne men ham paj paray
cyckle de wich waj paray
kutta magron ley gia
cyckle wala pichay pe gia..''
  

May, 24 2010     293 chars (2 sms)     2453 views       Funny

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''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''
Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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Receive Kar Lena,

Ho Sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
Police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->


Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100





















Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska


S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.


Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''


Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;->
Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!

But,

now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.