nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon

nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
  

May, 05 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2393 views       Funny

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Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.


Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young


Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,


Read the 1st letter of every word..
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din main
SMS
Raat main
SMS
Ghar main
SMS
Office main
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS

Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?






S=SUB
M=MIL ker
S=SOCHO........... ;->
A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->
Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.
Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,

U KNW WHY?
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Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!


Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .




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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,

Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P
Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?

Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho.
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.