Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"

Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga





"WAZNI"...=P;->
  

May, 13 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2491 views       Funny

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Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,






Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,







Apka Reply aye ya na aye,



Lekin...







Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B''day!
Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->


Aj KATREENA KAIF ne Geo news ko
interview mai kaha hai
Agr SANIA, SHOAIB jese larke se shadì
ka fesla kr sakti hai,
to wo kon C sarhad hai jo mere or
''HumAyuN''
k bech diwar bane gi. . . =P ;->
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?




KArAchi UNiverSiTy..!





PunJab UniverSiTy..!





OXforD UniverSiTy..!





No.. :P





Aeroplane... ;->
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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socho khy.?
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kya sosh rahe ho..??
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple


Garmi nhi lagti.