Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon
Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep



Hato Bachoo,

Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2055 views       Funny

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