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May, 06 2010
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Relation Between Men
Relation Between Men
&Women As On Now Days :-
You Can Touch Each Other
But You Cannot
Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !
Height oF Joke:
Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!
Since Den He Stopped
Wearing Shirt!!
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.
Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.
Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.
Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.
Din Ko Karo YA Raat Ko Karo
Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo
Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo
Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo
Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo
Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo
Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo
1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo
"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..
Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"
fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"
t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .
AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .
AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .
DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?
studnt:SIR . . . . .
MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?
Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
shaadi wale din juta chhupane ki rasam
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki
Ab B Waqt He
Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
why u r so intelligent?
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?
Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
What do u call a woman in heaven?
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->
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