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May, 06 2010
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
A Student Attached
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote
"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him
Rs 81 Back N Wrote
"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?
bachay:nhi peean gay..
teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?
bachay:nhi karain gay...
teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???
bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki Ek Adat Same Hai
Janta Hai Kiya ??
??
??
??
??
??
Woh Bhi Kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi
Laziness is our
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)
now what should we do....?
Q: How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
raja pervaiz ashraf
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother''s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :D
Pride, Attitude And
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
ARRAY YAAR ...
ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....
KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *
mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
~ Tip Of The Day ~
~ Tip Of The Day ~
''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...
Just
"T H I N K"
Something
"S T U P I D"
And Then
Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->
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