Na Eid Mubarak

Na Eid Mubarak


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Na Eid Mubarak


Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak
  

May, 06 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     3389 views       Funny

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L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======



L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.

SO,
Don''t LOVE


Sirf Line Maaro!
;-)
Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
chataak



fataak



dhisoom



bhishoom



dhoom



dhadaak
















beat diya..........;->
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya Aur Waiter se Bola " Waiter Ek Sureelee chai Pilayo "
Waiter: Hamray Han GAAIY ka Doodh ata hai NArgis ka nahi
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
















Simple Hy Yaar













An Alphabet . . . ;-
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,

In other words I have wasted too much time
Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?



Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.


Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p