Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

May, 17 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2861 views Funny

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There is a saying..

There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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Seriously,
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->

Dil kerta hai zameen

Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon.
us pe ?I MISS YOU? Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much ?I MISS YOU?::

extreme kamina bacha

Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..

Log Kehtay Thay K

Log Kehtay Thay K
Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B Sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /

If ur world is spinning around

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure

''dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,

''dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CALL bhi karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar bhi dekh......''

Once A Few Hairs

Once A Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi Said "Colour It

Afridi ko Gul Ahmad

Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

BREAKING NEWS:

BREAKING NEWS:
KARACHI: Liyari mai ek hafta se bharpur jashan ka sama hai, logon ka kehna hai k
"Apna makrani bhai U.S.A ka saddar bana hai!
OBAMA BALOCH.

life while doing mb

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->

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