Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
  

May, 17 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2565 views       Funny

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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
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You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
I''m glad love doesn''t com wid price tags. for f it did, id never afford someone as great as u.
Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
U knw wt?
U r un4getbl..
U knw y?
Cz u r so sweet..
U knw hw?
In ur own simple ways
u make me feel special..
U knw wen?
Snce d day we bcame FRIENDS..:-)
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Terrorists Unite us..!!"

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Nice na...?? =P ;->
''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''
Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U