Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

May, 17 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 3111 views Funny

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pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

Train Me 1 Larke Ne

Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: Cigarete k
Dhuwai''n Se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy

Larka Bola: Tou Aap
Smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->

kanjoos ashiq

Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

sholay mein abraham

Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????

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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....

Pappu excitedly announced

Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
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A) "Something"... ;->

kahi soh to nahi gaye?

Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere
saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?

Aik baat bataoon?

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti

''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''

Marriage is the

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

I''m Sorry Yar,

I''m Sorry Yar,
Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
Sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....

1 ghar main twin

1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:

"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...

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