''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko

''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''

May, 24 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 2456 views Funny

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Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?

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Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....

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Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
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Phatan:
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what is the diffrence b/w

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aNd

fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->

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Cycle Le Kr Dain,

Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain,

Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane

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''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko

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