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''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''
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''Girl to Doctor:
''Girl to Doctor:
Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.
Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,
8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya
Aur
19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''
Hapy BAPU day.
Hapy BAPU day.
Boly to QUAID DAY.
Kia mast insan tha.
Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.
We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"
Nokrani: Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?
Nokrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?
Malkin:
Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi larki se pyar karte hen.
Nokrani: Nahiiiiii.... Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de saktay.
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" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "
aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????
simple!!
aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de
Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
"HALKI SARDI ka Zamana hai"
"HALKI SARDI ka
Zamana hai"
"Musam bhi Suhana hai"
Kuch new sms to karo "JANI"
Kiya balance ko 2009 tak
Chalana hai.
''HUSBAND
''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
If u really wanna know
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???
then...
then....
......
.
look in the Dictionary... ;->
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi
Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
the most unfulfilled
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
Maine Aaj Khwab Mai
Maine Aaj Khwab Mai
Aap Ko 1 Naye Rup Me
Dkha
- Jo Har Insaan k Kaam
Aane Wala
- Jo Har Kisi Ka Bojh
Uthane Wala
- Jo Har Waqt Maar
Khane Wala
In Shrt
Ek Gadhe K Rup Me Dekha ;->
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