''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko

''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''
  

May, 24 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2935 views       Funny

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sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted
island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand.
As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I''ll
give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and
he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too
was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were
back!"

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
''dil ka dard hamen bataty q nahi,

dosti ka haq hum pe jatate q nahi,

tarpo ge aise hi har roz dard se,

tumhe qabz hai to ispaghol khaty q nahi!!!!!!''
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world''s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can''t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''
Tujhe Lita K Loon

Ya Bitha K Loun

Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun

ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun

ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??
~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n ...

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate


Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..





Coz





Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->


Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->


How Altaf hUssain''s Political Can Be Destroyed?
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Don''t pIck uP The Phone.