How do you convert a BUS into a female ??

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !
  

May, 18 2010     117 chars (1 sms)     1900 views       Funny

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When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

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---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
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Batao ???









Haar Gaye






Altaf Hussain ... ;->


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You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.

Thank you.

.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

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Quaid didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth
&
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Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood

Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai

Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere









Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?