Life is full of rewards

Life is full of rewards

If you eat properly

exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years

what is your reward

A senior citizen card

20% discount.

May, 18 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 1905 views Funny

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• Thought of the day:

• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha

the sun makes moon s

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.

But what makes you shine......

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.
"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."
The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"
The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

Memon Beemar Hua

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

Dekho Socho

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Khudhe Sharam Se Doooob K Marr Jao Ge.

2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)

Bahu: Maan ji,

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

Agr teen Din TK

*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)

*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*

The Seven Modern

The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

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Life is full of rewards

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