"Apni Zindagi Main Ronaq Aur Dolat

"Apni Zindagi Main Ronaq Aur Dolat
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
  

May, 14 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2202 views       Funny

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Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D


Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->
Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.
Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.


FOOL outside
Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta ApKo Kaisy Pta?

Beta:Wo AapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai








Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.



1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera
Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,

Pehla dusray se bola:

Yaar maachis
kahan hai?

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2nd:

Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!


Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D