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ek cinema me titani
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ek cinema me titani
ek cinema me titani
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
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May, 06 2010
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Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,
MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,
ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,
ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .
Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?
Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->
§ardar Made A Call
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:
"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"
Receptionist:
One Second Sir.
§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin ka
A Lawyer Sent An
A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client
With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old
By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His
Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!
a fact about women
A Fact About Women:
They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
height of foolishness
height of foolishness
A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.
And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,
Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,
Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,
Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!
the new england jou
The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!
" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
during the match
During the match
batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
insan ki poti ke 4 rang hotay hen
Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)
Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya
kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...
Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily
Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)
ACCA is still TOUGH.
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE
Example:
3+3=?
Options:
a. 6
b. Six
c. VI
d. 6.0
Moral:
ACCA is still TOUGH.
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