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ek cinema me titani
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ek cinema me titani
ek cinema me titani
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
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May, 06 2010
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Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.
Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.
BV. kon say fida,
Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi mil rahi hay.....
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...
MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->
WEN thing go fills
WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}
1 Pathan
1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->
Baap Betay K Skool Se
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai
Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
Memon: Aur sunao
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do
This one is my first attempt.
This one is my first attempt.
Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?
Its Mr.Rashid latif
how?
Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa
top seven funny sms characters by rank
Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:
<[;-{) Pathan
#:@ Sardar
[]:-( Fraz
{:-< Zardari
;^O Shaikh
B~) Meera
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d;^> Pappu
Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
Life insurance..
Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.
Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.
Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D
In School Canteen,
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
In Art Gallery
In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves
Husband keeps Watching
Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
koi na hay aisa.....?
koi na hay aisa.....?
koi nai hay aisa....?
"Waves Triplet" k Jaisa. ha ha ha
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