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ek cinema me titani
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ek cinema me titani
ek cinema me titani
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
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May, 06 2010
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During a mArAthon...
During a mArAthon...
A persOn felL in tHe ditCh aNd stiLl cAme 1st..!
hOw??
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cOz eVeRy 1 said
''''aa pOpat,pOpat''''...
so he becAme a pOpAt aNd flEw AwAy...!
And cAme 1st..!
Professor:
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!
Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!
Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???
Plz Be Frank
Actually Someone Said To Me That
" I Look Like U "
Hum Fizaon K Badalne
Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte
Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain
Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
Q: Ghairat kia hai.
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
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Q?
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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
Keep Silence For 2 Minutes
Keep Silence
For
2 Minutes
In Memory Of
Those
Poor
Helpless
Hopeless
Mosquitoes
Who Died
Last Night
By The Stnech Of
Ur
Body . . ..
Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P
Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
Pakistan Aur Afghanistan
Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????
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Sochoo.
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Me Batata Hoo
Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience
Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
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