ek cinema me titani

Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

May, 06 2010 144 chars (1 sms) 2732 views Funny

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->

Why are wives more

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!

zinda raha to tumhar

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)

Ek Larka Dr Sy

Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon

Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.

Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?

Heartbeats are countle

Heartbeats are countless
....
Spirits are ageless
....
Dreams are endless
.....
Memories are timeless
....
A friend like you
.......
Shameless!!!

Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

If Somebody Comes &

If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.

Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)

Zrore to nai kahdun

Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Banta was amazed t

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
k
samane mangta hai ??
Guess

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guess !

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Bihkari k samne

" Maaf karo Baba"''

What Do You Call A

What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->

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