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ek cinema me titani
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ek cinema me titani
ek cinema me titani
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
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Dere''s only 1 prfect
Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->
Airhostess and pathan
Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe
Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
Quaidabad, . Malir, . Kalaboard,
Quaidabad,
.
Malir,
.
Kalaboard,
.
Airport,
.
Colony gate,
.
Natha khan ,
aur
aur
aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
At d beginning of any relationship,
At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na
angel askd a man af
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
zardari to shopekepe
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Tum Aa Gaye Ho . .
Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .
Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .
Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->
I M a Y b E
I
M a Y
b E
"b" "A" "d" !!!
B u T ...
I
a M
p E r F e C t L y
"G" o_O "d"
A t
I t ... [;->
Umair Taklu He
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???
Pata Nhi ??
Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
Election Fever. . .
Election Fever. . .
1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”
Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
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