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ek cinema me titani
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ek cinema me titani
ek cinema me titani
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
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Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Elephant: 5 Yrs
Ant: But U r So Heavy
Elephant: Tan Ki Shakti , Mann Ki Shakti Bournvita. . .
Elephant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: 18 Yrs
Elephant: But U r So Small
Ant: Fair n Lovly Lagao Aur Apni Umar Chupao. . . . ;->
Girl to Boy
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?
Boy!
Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,
Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Misuse of English!
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.
Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u
Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.
Teacher: "Sam, You
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"
Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "
Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"
Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"
Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"
Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
How Come The Dove
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?
How About Pillow ?
It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove
And
It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
Father to Son: s
Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh............. har exam mein first aati hai
Son: Dad.............! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon... ;->
Pathan: Me N Khat Likha
Pathan: Me N Khat Likha Tha K Mri Shadi Pr Ana.
Tm Q Nh Ay.
2nd Pathan: Mje Khat Mila He Nhi
1st Pathan: Me Ne Likha Tha
K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tm Zaror Ana.:-)
dazz dazz dazz da
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
In Art Gallery
In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves
Husband keeps Watching
Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.
TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.
BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.
SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
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