Height Of DramayBazi

Height Of DramayBazi
Height Of DramayBazi



Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!
  

May, 19 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2194 views       Funny

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Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye
''MUNNA BHAI

abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka

SARKIT

simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''
Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me

Jb Ma Khana Pkati Thi
To Ap Mujy Zyada Khilaty Or Khud Kam.

Lekin Ab Ap Aisa Q Nhi Krty?

Shohar:Q K Ab Tmhy Khana Pakana Aa Gia Hy
Girls in diff languages


Arabi=hurma
Irani= dosheza
French=fure
Hindi=kania
Italian=amito
Maxican=monaro
German=amisa



In our sindh?

Haedi wah ji chhori aa,
Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,
aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"

hello this is our at


hello this is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service we are the experts in disturbin n irritating ppl at busy hrs. Our goal has been achieved. Thx !
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"



Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi

Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->