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ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlD''s
MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT ...

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Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia

Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)

''A mathmatical question!

''A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???

Ans?

104

no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi

confused???

Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}

R U Sick suffering from fever

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao

Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''

Beta :

Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???

Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...

If Someone Asks Me

If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?

I Wud Sit Next To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

And Say Proudly ...

"Loving Animals"

That''s Humanity ... ;->

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)

Definition of home

Definition of home:

"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)

MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha

MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai SUFI
''''SUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
Subha Hui Tou Na SUFI Tha Na MAHA
3Saal Baad MAHA Mili
Saath HABIB Aur SULTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-

Read Properly

Read Properly
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Hakaya Makaya

Rumba Zumba

Timbak Tumbak

Gubba Jubba

Hiba Hu

Jinga Lala Hu...

Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)

Girls Psychology!!!!

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

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