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kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
.
.
.
.
.
Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

HUTCH K CEO

HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

Fir Kya Hua?

Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''

In bio practical:

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Kon Kehta Hai Ke

Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...

Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>

red rose pyar k liye

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

?

?

?

?

?

?

NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

April fool

YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...

itz the month of snow songs

Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month

NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT

definition of high heels

The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)

Mafi nama" Agr meri missbell/sms

Mafi nama"
Agr
meri
missbell/sms
se
Aap
preshan
ya
tang
ho to
bila jhijhak
apne
mobile
ko
khench
k
diwar
pr
de
maren
na rhy ga phone!
Na bajy gi tone.

By all means marry.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.

''Aaj deedar,

''Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''

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