1st Man : Yar Ye

1st Man : Yar Ye
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     2672 views       Funny

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Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..

Mom: Kyu mara..?

Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..

Mom: Kyu kaha..?

Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...


Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...


Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)

I Feel u Every Day









I Miss U Every Day









I Enjoy U Every Day









I Love U Every Day









Because










“Every Day”
Is The Best Milk For Tea . . . ;->
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
Will you marry Me...!

















Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...

appna raag aap jamaoo
Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya
Aftr Operation
Dr Asks: Kuch Kehna Chahte Ho ?
Charsi: Jis Ko Bhi Aankhai''n Lagana Usay Bata Dena
Ye 2 Cush Lagane K Baad Khulti Hyn . . . ;->


1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->