Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy

May, 24 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 2674 views Funny

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''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Teacher to student

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D

A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA

A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..

''Aya re larkiyon

''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni bi hai ab inse jung larkion ki baba assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE BABA LARKE ZINDABAD''

Sardar apne ghar walon

Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,

ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
Sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..

PATHAN: O Yar!

PATHAN: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:

"OPERATION THEATRE"

Doobte hue aadmi ne

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?

Patan Apni Girlfrend

Patan Apni Girlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista Se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''

Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do

Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->

Kion har bar mosam

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

larki khoobsurat kutte k sath

larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

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Smart man + smart woman = Romance

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