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May, 24 2010
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Man saw a snake
Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.
Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
Shohar:
Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"
Kyoun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"
Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,
Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
Arz Kiya Hai Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.
Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.
wah wah !
Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit
Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait
Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->
wh8 d hell are
Wh8 d Hell !!
Are
U
Mad ?
U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense
Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing
But
Really
It
Suits
U
So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy
AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji
Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog
Andhay ko Andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->
4 things boys do in exam hall
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,
Ek Din Aaega!
Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:
"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
Karachi main birdflu
Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..
Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?
Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->
Teacher To 16
Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...
Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->
Pathan Namaz Parh
Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn
Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->
Aaj tum nein kaha tha
Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh boht chal raha hai!
to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai
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