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May, 24 2010
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Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
im alive u can msg me
This msg is specially typed to inform,
rather remind some people
that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->
PPP New Slogen
PPP New Slogen
Roti
KaprA
Na
Makaan
Mang
Raha Hai Lite Insan
[~!~] a m Y
Sardar to doctor:
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
pathan & manager
Manager : You
are appointed
.
.
.
your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
.
.
.
Next Year it Will
be 20,000
.
.
.
Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,
Murree ki sardi ki
qasam,
Musharaf ki vardi ki
qasam,
Adnan Sami ki charbi ki
qasam,
"I MISS U"
sunny-
sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"
bunny--phir kya hua??
sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"
Arz hai...
Arz hai...
Arz hai...
Arz hai...
Arz hai...
Arz hai...
kay...
Arz hai..
kay..
ap ko stana hamara FARZ hai...
A sardarji photographer is focusing
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb
Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K
Wahan
Mujhe
PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
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