Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
  

May, 24 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2686 views       Funny

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Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi




iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
In A Marriage. . .





One Person Always Wins









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The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
-=- Height Of Progress -=-






























A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->
Woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch b kar saktey ho?



Mujhe pata hai! bataooon
"Easy Load"
Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???












A-Crow-t
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"


Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Wah..Wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''


Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.