ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi

ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi


Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li


Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??


Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
  

May, 05 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2568 views       Funny

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