ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi

Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li

Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)

May, 05 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2831 views Funny

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