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ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi
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ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi
ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li
Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
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May, 05 2010
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Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha
DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna
Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)
Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../
Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../
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Rassi Say...!
Q k Barish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.......
KaASsh...
KaASsh...
aaj thori barish ajaye...
Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...
Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...
Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
in foreign daughter:
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
A man will pay $2
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.*
dum guy was
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
''News: 3 Chimps
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
''suno, Mehsoos karo,
''suno,
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ik ik boond
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh
kar keh rahi hai
"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''
Farishte Ne Memon
Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"
Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D
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---Is sms k charges main ny Pay ker deain hain-Apni marzi ka sms likho or jisey chaho send kero.
After all
hum apki kajosi ki Qadar krty hain''
''Marriage is like a public toilet
''Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Interview 4 New Admission
USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
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