Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
  

May, 17 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     3789 views       Funny

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Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?



Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,



Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.


2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->


What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??




tHink?


?
?

BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi


Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To




Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)

"Musam bi SUHANA hai" :-)

"Ek do sMs to kro" :-) :-)

"Kiya balance ko 2010 tak Chalana hai?" *"*"*"*"
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
















2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha


Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?







socho.....








socho socho.........









coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-