Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
  

May, 17 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2129 views       Funny

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kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,


Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.


Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
Hamari Dosti Aisi Ho

K Tum

Har Raah

Har Nagar

Har Safar Me Milo
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Agar Me Mar Bhi Jaaon To...
Agley Hi Din Barabar Wali Qabar Me
Milo... ;->
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe

MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA

K LiGhT JaNe Ka

PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA...
START UR DAY WITH HER ...SWEET BLESSINGS
THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .
MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????



Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-


Shocked .....


Why


Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
Ek Pyari Si Surat

Ek Masoom Sa Cehra

Jheel C Aankhain

Kuch Meethi Baatain

Ek Nazu Ada

Kuch Masti Kuch Maza

Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda













Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”