Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.

Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.

HAMMAD: Take This Card.

Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card

HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!

May, 17 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 1889 views Funny

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Ek Zaruri Suchna-

Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,

Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,

SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..

A teacher asked

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Every Sec GOD Remembers U

Every Sec GOD
Remembers U

Every Min GOD
Blesses U

Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U

B''coz Every I Pray To HIM

Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,

Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)

Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa

Walk on ur own path..

Walk on ur own path..
Love in ur own way
Talk watever u wish 2 say..
Do wat ur heart
desires
&
One day
The world wil say

Hay he
DHEEETT ... =P ;->

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mar Jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor

Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->

Hundred word does not give pain...

Hundred word does not
give pain...

But

A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...

So always keep in touch
my FriEND.

Marriage is the

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

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