Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei

Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..






Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
  

May, 18 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3126 views       Funny

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Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!


Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?













Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.



In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano


''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?

Student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.


A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Qualities That A Friend Must Have

Cute As Elephant

Smart As Sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

&

Mature As Monkey


No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->


Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)


Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)