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May, 18 2010
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Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega.
Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
one day teeth and tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"
Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
bus he,
''Samandar bhar syllabus he,
Nadi bhar parh pate he,
Balti bhar yaad hota hai,
Mug bhar likh pate he,
Chullu bhar number ate he,
Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''
bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..
bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..
bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..
bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..
uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..
heerranj soni
Heer..Ranj
Soni..Maiwal
Laila..Majnu
Sahiba..Mirza
Romio..Joleat
Sasi..Panu
Sheren..Frhad
Aur
Coming Soon
The Bigest Lover Of 2009
Sheery Zardari ;->
''How v analyse things 4m outside
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
''Kuch is tarah Usne
''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....
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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
barayemeherbani
Baray-e-Meherbani
Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n
Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->
Biscuit walay ka love letter..
Biscuit walay ka love letter..
Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?
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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
Husband ask,"
Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
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