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Arz kiya hai.
Arz kiya hai.
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Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
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Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.
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ek chooha maarna hai
Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P
Garmi aur Load Sheding
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN"
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho
JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI
MuJh Se KaRo Ga?
BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA
ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?
Angraz Bola:
"Bijlee Chale Gaye
Bijlee Agai"
Best Punishment That U Can
Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)
Woh chumle ek baar t
Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz sunte sunte hi raat jaati hai beet.
isiliye kehati hoon yaaro
ye risk na uthao
morten JALAO MACHCHHAR BHAGAO !!! :)
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . .
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .
Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->
The best way to releave stress is
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
''Marriage is the proces
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
jis ko main nay
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
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