Arz kiya hai.

Arz kiya hai.
Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
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Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.
  

May, 18 2010     105 chars (1 sms)     2626 views       Funny

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Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Love:-


Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P
Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,
Kanjoos.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!
JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.
SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai

Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar dein ge.

Ek Call rooz app karo

baki MISS CALL hum kar dein ge
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.

Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.


wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,

Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''