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Arz kiya hai.
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Arz kiya hai.
Arz kiya hai.
Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
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Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.
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2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli
agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
best shair written on a rickshaw !
"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan
Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to
Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
boy papa mein kal
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,
Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,
Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,
Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a
. . Masakali Masakali
Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->
sharabi ki car k piche likha tha
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
Definition for Human being:
Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!
DON’T FORGET OLD FRIENDS
New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.
Purpose Of Life . . .
Purpose Of Life . . .
GOD Sent Us 2 Find
Such Frndz, Dat If We
Meet Them Even In Hell,
They Will Say
"Chal Yaar Shetaan Ki Class
Bunk Kerte Hyn..." ;->
1 kharb 1 arab 1 karor
1 kharb
1 arab
1 karor
1 lakh
1 hazar
1 so
1 dafa
I LOVE YOU
Meri jaan
Mery chand
Mery sohny
Mery pyary
PAKISTAN
kia smjhe nadaan?
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