Arz kiya hai.

Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?

? ? ? ?

Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.

May, 18 2010 105 chars (1 sms) 2977 views Funny

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Arz kiya hai.

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