Arz kiya hai.

Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?

? ? ? ?

Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.

May, 18 2010 105 chars (1 sms) 2834 views Funny

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Ba adab
Ba mulahiza Hoshiar
Begharat-e Azam
Badshah-e Kanjran
Zaleel-ul Mulk
Shahanshah-e Juwa
Sadar-e Harami

Asif Zardari
Zabardasti aa rahe Hain..:-m

my name is gujjar

My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .

My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->

GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:

GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:

"AvOiD gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"

Larki apney BF se!

Larki apney BF se!

Mera Bacha!

Mera Laadla!

Mera Gugla!

Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?

Bolo Baby!

BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi

Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.

Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun

A.O.A!

How Are You?

Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun,

Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay gi,
31 ko InshaAllah Valima Hoga.

You and Your Family is Invited Dear!

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Cbi Raids In Katrina''s House.

Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of

My Photos

Sily Grl. . ;-)
Krazy About Me. :-D

beautiful girl :

beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi

In 1 year, 12 months,

In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->

A successful man is

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

Difference between

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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Arz kiya hai.

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