Arz kiya hai.

Arz kiya hai.
Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?

? ? ? ?

Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.
  

May, 18 2010     105 chars (1 sms)     3058 views       Funny

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> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->
Tum Bohat Hi

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Cute

Decent

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Nice

Intelligent



Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Madhuri

Bipasha

Mallika Sheravat

neha dhupia

Rani mukherji

isha deol

twinkle khanaa

“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My Wife..." ;->
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.

Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.

Not How You See,
But How You Feel.

Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
"ABEY
OYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
werna
Teri......?


M

MA




MARZI.
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)