Teacher

Teacher
Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...

Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..
  

May, 18 2010     191 chars (2 sms)     2796 views       Funny

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2 Saal palhay meri girlfriend ka bhai sara din ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna Impossible tha. Aj sub ATTA laynay line main kharay rehtay hain AB MAZAY he MAZAY

GEO MUSHSRAF.
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Apna Smjo Ya Begana

Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana

Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana

K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2





GoLay ki redhi Lgana


Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???










Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->
Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->


Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.
Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye
"Knock Out"
Hota Hai,
Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,
"RUN OUT"
Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,
"CATCH OUT"
G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain
"LBW Out"
Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,
"Stamp Out"
Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"
Hotay Hain.
Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.
Q) Aisa kaunsa motion hai jisse insaan badaa uncomfortable ho jaata hai ??
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Naa.. its not EMOTION
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A) LOOSE MOTION :))
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein

wah wah wah
phool kharab nahi hota
makhia kharab karti hein

Bacha Kharab nahi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain;)

Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy



"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"


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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->

(NASEEBO LAL)


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.