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Dr had twinS, namd Tin & Martin"
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Dr had twinS, namd Tin & Martin"
Dr had twinS, namd Tin & Martin"
Dr had twinS, namd
Tin & Martin"
Again twins, namd
peter & Repeater
Again twins
MAx & climax
Again had twins, she got
fedup & namd
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May, 19 2010
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Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k
I m So Sweet ;->
TeAcHeR:
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"
StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
izzat to anay jane
"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,
BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->
qayamat ki 5 nishani
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
1-Zardari Imandari
Krega
2-Altaf Karachi Ayega
3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega
4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi
5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
agar tum merey khwab
agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?
Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b SPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)
kanjoos
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?
Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare
Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski
student: Apki beti.
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True...!!
Jaldi karna!!!
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?
Wen u see de mirror & u dont laugh at urself,
dat is ignorance & wen i luk at u & i also dont laugh, dats called patience
:-)
Mian ßivi Apny
Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay
Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta
§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga
çhataakh!
ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?
Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha
çhataakh!
Mom(kichen §y):
kia Hoa?
ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy
Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy
Chatakh!
Teacher: Translate in ur
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..
Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
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