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Because Most Beautiful Things In Life Are Unseen, They Are Only Felt By Heart !!
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think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
I had many options...
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
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A True Friend
Cant.??
B''coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
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Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
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