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1 liter khoon
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1 liter khoon
1 liter khoon
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata
Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
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World''s Shortest
World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines
"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...
''Jis tarha heere ko
''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
|SMOKE|
|SMOKE| S=Send,M=Me,O=One,K=Kool scrap,E=Every day !
mother 2 docotr on p
Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai
Me Kia Karon??
Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..
"GADHO" par research ki Hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
Aik rikshaw ke peche
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
Repeat these lines
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.
"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
Gang of SARDARS
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge
U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom
U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na
U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,
Jo hoga wo to hoga,
Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)
''uSAY KAHA b THA k t
''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi
Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi
BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,
HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki
DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
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