A recently fired

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

May, 26 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 1986 views Funny

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''Girl to Doctor:

Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya

Aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Tmam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tbiat zyada khrab hoto doctor sy ruju karen.

U Know Students

U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai

Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain

bus he,

''Samandar bhar syllabus he,

Nadi bhar parh pate he,

Balti bhar yaad hota hai,

Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,

While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->

Qimat Per na jayen

Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.

Gum me jine ka maza

Gum me jine ka maza aata hai, Garibo k dar pe bhi khuda aata hai,Ek hum hai k har roz SMS karte hai,ek tumhara SMS jaise..4 saal baad WORLD CUP aata hai!.

A man who surrenders

A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he''s Right, is a Husband.

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"

Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.

Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak

Aak Bhori Ourat Boli Apni Sahlee Se Ajj Ak Khobsorat Larkay Nay Mujh KO Chand Kha...
Dossri Ourat Harat Se Boli Kab?
Aaj Main Apni Beti K Satth Bazar Jarahi Thi K Larkay Nay Maree Beti Ko Dekh K Bola Chand Ka Tukrra Hia.
Q Hohi Na Main "CHAND"

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