mother independance

mother independance


Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
  

May, 06 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2418 views       Funny

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1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.


Best error message of the century.....!!!!

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English sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->
Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD


A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS


A Passionate Kiss On LIPS


A Romantic Kiss On NECK


But

Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On



















Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,


Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,


SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?

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TaTa_Sky !
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".
I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name...
But
you ignored me and continued to eat
Banana
and
swing
on the Tree... :p
Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????





Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

League Same As Ipl

Bt Only One Difference Is The



Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->