mother independance

mother independance


Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
  

May, 06 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2389 views       Funny

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Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->
Ooi
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mmm
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haye
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bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?



aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal



Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is
doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the
doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his
own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the
doctor in the doctor''s way"
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...










"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???


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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->


Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!