''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''

May, 24 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 1885 views Funny

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Diner:

Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!

Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!

Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0

Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p

''Aapko kya lagta

''Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.''

Fairy Tales End With . .

Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->

Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?

udas kyun kar rahy h

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Wah Wah...!

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..

HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.

Malkin:Tum saFaI

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .

Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?

NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-

aik aurat jannat k farishtay

aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''

Farishta Murday Say:

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun
Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K
Farishta: Hisaab Shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai
Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya
Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya
Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya
Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun
Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

aik aurat apny baty

aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.

College ki galyon

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

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