''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
  

May, 24 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2159 views       Funny

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Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D
the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money





u r saving by not sending sms 2 me
The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is






























[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???


Student: DUBUK

DUBUK


DUBUK


DUBUK


GULUM


GULUL


PICHIK ... ;->
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?

2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais



Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais










Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.


Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life



Her side





and




Offcourse the Right side.... ;->