''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,

''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''
  

May, 24 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2441 views       Funny

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