''Whenever i want youe

''Whenever i want youe
''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''
  

May, 24 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2630 views       Funny

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Impressive quote..


"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"





SHOAIB MALIK
Situation,

Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain
''To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai
Custrad To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To Ande Se Nikalta Hai
Anda To Safed Hota ai
Lal To Gulab Bhi Hota Hai
Gulab Mein To Kante B Hote Hein
Kante To Machli Mein B Hote Hain
Machli To Darya Me Hoti Hai
Darya Men To Pani Hota Hai
Pani Me To Kashti B Hoti Hai
Kashti Me Admi B Hote Hain
Admi To Road Per B Chalte Hein
"Chalne Se Yaad Aaya K Kal Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Thi".''
Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?


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Mogli - Aazam ...

Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
BB hum sharminda hain

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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain

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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D
Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????





Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
A boy fell in love.

One day he saw her in a park.

He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''

Woh uske karib gia or pyar

se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->