Have u seen a monkey

Have u seen a monkey
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
  

May, 22 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2744 views       Funny

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What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi

BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,

HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki

DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
Daddy
Can I''ve Another Glass
Of Water, Plz?
Ask Jhony

But Tht''s 10th One I''ve
Given U 2nite.
Daddy Says

Jhony: Yes Bt d
Baby''s Bedroom Is Stiil
On Fire. ;->
Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
************BREAKING NEWS*************



ZABARDAST SALE TAMAM BATA OUR


SERVISE KI DUKAAN PAR EK


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JALDI KARIEN.............






CRICKET TEAM WAPIS

AA RAHE HAI............


Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.


Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?



The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.


Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.