''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly Another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
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1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.