Have u seen a monkey

Have u seen a monkey
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
  

May, 22 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2670 views       Funny

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Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.


Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)
Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……
ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey

kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati

hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta

hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi
aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....


A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
Agar Aap Ko Lagta Hai
K Aap
Handsome ho
Smart Ho
Charming Ho


Tou Aap


Kutta Paal Lain
Sanp Paal Lain
Sher Pal Lain


Magar Plz

Galat Fehmi na Palain
Shukriyaa........... :d
Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)