Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat
par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".
I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
