''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''
Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga! Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga! Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga. Aur tumhe kya chahiye? Girl: chawlaan na mar Dost da numbr de..:p:p
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
There have been many time in 2010 when I may disturbed you troubled u irritated u bugged u . . . . today I just wanna tell you . . . . I plan to continue it in 2011.
