''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch

''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''

May, 24 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2833 views Funny

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Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)

Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Mujhe Apne Hii Khwabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Kal Hii Tum Ne Ek Banda Maar Dia

Zaalim mJhe Tumhari ''''JURRABO''N'''' Se Darr Lagta Hai ;->

doctor ne jawab de dia hy

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

At d beginning of any relationship,

At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na

Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?

Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.

''beta apne baap

''beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat ghar mein hi chaker chla rkha he''

ek aadmi tha...

ek aadmi tha.........woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...
kisiko call nahi karta tha...fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

y?//////

kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha........
lollzzzzzzzzzzz.......;->

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Feeling Sad?

Feeling Sad?

Then Imagine
.
Im Wid U

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

Now U Happy?

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.
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No?
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Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

pehlay girl frndz ho

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"

Zardari

Zardari :

Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…

Pathan:

Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.

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''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch

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