''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch

''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''
  

May, 24 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2037 views       Funny

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

BB hum sharminda hain

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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain

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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D
I wish I could show you in my own little way how much I value u, It wasn''t like years or centuries but what you have shown me is enaf to treasure you for a lifetime!
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya…
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Niche Dekho..
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Bas,Aise Hi!
Ha..Ha..
Ab 126 HOGAYE!''
Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???

Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...
''Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

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Ullu

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Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''
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