do u know how a

do u know how a

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?


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May, 06 2010     321 chars (3 sms)     3060 views       Funny

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o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam





Arz kiya hain
--o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam








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Sbhe ka khana abhi nahi hua hajam ....;->
Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum


faraz


magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili

oohhhh.. :))
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate



Is lia main sochta hon,



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tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,

ankain milana,nigain churana,

aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,

hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna

..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..

Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../
Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.

Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?



Aansu bola:


"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..