"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye... To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke... . . ... . . . . . . . socho k... Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
