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Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

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"NAVY" =P ;->

May, 06 2010 321 chars (3 sms) 3328 views Funny

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secret of living happily

The secret of a happy married life...
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Oye,

hoye,

Sadqe jaun

shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??

How did Bill and Hillary

How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.

Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta ApKo Kaisy Pta?

Beta:Wo AapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!

Muskarana lrki ki ada hai

Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.

Musrana to har larki ki ada hai

jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai

How Paki''s professors speak English:

How Paki''s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk in front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wire of length!!
*all of u stand in a straight circle!
*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!
*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........

A woman met a man

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)

Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Apne Aba ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina

Jo paisay ghr say sabzì lanay k liye miltay hain

Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->

Difference between

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
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Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D

"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE Number Hote"

"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote"

"Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE"

"Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par"

"Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.;->

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:

Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..

Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D

It takes 15 trees to

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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