do u know how a

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

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Can a woman make you

Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!

1st Man:"Main Muree

1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"

2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"

1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"

At the bus stop a man

At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly

"Dont try to move from
your seats

Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>

Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi

Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi

iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..

Love is magic

Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.

In The Year 1952

In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,

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Now He Is Retired...!!

Why Did Lady Throw

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?

Bcoz..

Baba Ramdev Said

"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

Sardar orders pizza.

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

I''M ALIVE u can msg me

This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->

When do you CONGRATULATE

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?

Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain.

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Think...

No?

A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!

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