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Shohar:
Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"
Kyoun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"
Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->
''You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive ... ?
''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?
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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''
bus conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.
Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:
Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
At d beginning of any relationship,
At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)
1st Man:"Main Muree
1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"
2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"
1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"
Sardar : S
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
One Sardar needed
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t
reporter and pathan
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.
Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
Faraz In English Mood
Faraz In English Mood
A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...
Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
Mausam Ne Li Angrai
Mausam Ne Li Angrai
Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai
IceCreAm Se Hy Larai
MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai
Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia
Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia
HaPpY WiNtEr . . . :)
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